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Randy Johnson

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We're the Duke boys

By randy-johnson on Tue, 09 Jul 2013

We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime. When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time. Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.
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Certificate U

I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

By randy-johnson on Mon, 01 Jul 2013

I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane. People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain. I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg. He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.
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Certificate U

The terrible black hole

By randy-johnson on Sun, 30 Jun 2013

A giant black hole has appeared and the Earth will be devoured. Everybody will be dead in just a matter of hours. We'd better pray to the Lord and ask him to forgive us for our sins.
Science fiction
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Certificate U

I'm not a horse!

By randy-johnson on Sun, 23 Jun 2013

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face. When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I'm there to race. I look so much like a horse that people put a feed bag on my head.
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Certificate PG

Beauty Parlor

By randy-johnson on Fri, 21 Jun 2013

I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong. Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long. She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain.
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Certificate U

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