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I have 285 stories published in
9 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 384321 times
and 105 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Sonnet of the Famished Man
Girls are just meat, he said. You can't write love songs for a steak.
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- 1316 reads
A Birthday Ode To Jon Stone
Happy Birthday Jon! I'm posting this ode to Mr Stone a day early so fans have a chance to drink it in and flag it before the big day. Oooh - he'll be so thrilled!
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- 1657 reads
Wally Lomax, The Most Offensive Comedian In The World. No, Really.
If you even suspect you might find jokes about minors reenacting corprophagia between major religious figures offensive, then you really shouldn't read this poem.
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- 1523 reads
Heart of Class
We'll talk art and sup Dubonnet in a gallery in Dunstable. I'll show you the Monet if you show me your Constable.
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- 1441 reads
Bad Pub Guide
At The Rat and Parrot I lied When I said I'd never cheated And you repeated the same old shit.
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- 1592 reads