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I have 87 stories published in
3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 90608 times
and 26 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Shades
My stories
The Garden Thieves
I stopped a policeman in the road, And Said I beg your pardon I believe that thieves are stealing leaves And half my mother’s garden. Really the Policeman said, You’d better tell me more,
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Hermit
Angus McNab is a wee hermit crab. Who lives in the Mull of Kintyre. Now that Hermit can shift he’s pretty darn swift, And is known in those parts as the flyer.
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- 618 reads
Oysters
An old man limped to his fishing boat, His fishing cap on his head, A young boy walked beside the man Why do you limp? he said. I’ve always limped was the mans reply,
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- 657 reads
Precious Pets
I met a new girl who likes pets, So I bought her a cat just to please her. After two or three days, she took in some strays, Now I’ve two polar bears I my freezer.
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The Three Legged Dog
There’s a brand new arrival at the rescue pound. Turbo’s his name and he’s now world-renowned. He’s got the veterinary world in complete disarray,
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