Oh Mr snake, For goodness sake, You ate the buns And chocolate cake, And all the pastries That I baked You ate before my eyes. Oh Mr snake, Oh deary...
Last week I had the easy job Of painting Mable’s gable. Paint it green she said to me As we sat around her table. I’ll go and get my tools I said And...
I wanted carpet fitted, To cover all that wood, So I called the local carpet man And I thought he’d understood. He said with heavy accent. “I fit you...