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He put a crimp in my day
He put a crimp in my day It all came as rather a shock, he opened my door and threw it in like a grenade. I held out hope for it to keep its eyes closed like a new baby, but it opened its welt mouth
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Dentistry
It was while trying to explain to Emily that you and I love one another like a trip to the dentist that I realised it was not entirely healthy. That as much as I hate the inspection, I know the whitening makes my face new
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Under my duvet
I saw the man I might love take a sharp right out of Waitrose, with a bag of new potatoes and some half dead calla-lillies. I thought he might notice me caught like a leaf in the doorway, but he looked very busy thinking about things.
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He said it was not his fault
He said he couldnt help the way he made my family sick that Christmas. He said he saw my sister pour her hot water bottle in to the kettle, that she forgot to get it back and that his only claim to guilt,
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you interrupt my brain sweetheart
jittering with glass boxes of spogs and tom pips which seem to say 'you interrupt my brain sweetheart'
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