Bikini

Oh God
I want a guy
To do my bikini line
Wax my crotch and rip it off

I want a guy to pamper me
And colour my long hair
I want him to give me style tips
And before he cuts

I want to tell him
Exactly how I want it
I want to go out with my boyfriends
And dance all night

I want to kiss my friends on the lips
Call them bitches
And say I love you
Every morning

I want to sleep
Top to tail with
My boys
Hug and play with their hair

I want to leave my kids with
My girlfriend
And drink cocktails
And dance with the girls

Give them a wink
Tease them
Let them buy the drinks
I need all this

I need all this
Like I need
A hole
In the fucking head