Defecation

By magicdarer

Sat, 17 Nov 2012
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3 comments
 

The last taboo
The joy of shitting
The happy expulsion
The cleansing of the soul

The mighty one
The soft one
The hard one
The liquid one

The loud one
The covert one
The flambloyant one
The textbook one

The mission
The peace and quiet
With a fragant end
It unites us

It clamours for privacy
Dignity
Pleasure
And Cleanliness

The most basic of needs
The antithesis
Of a meal
Well prepared

We share it with all
In club anus
A skill once learnt well
Only in weakness forgotten

Let us uphold that function
Making it more sacred than eating
As precious as breathing
And as vital as making love

Certificate 15
Unclassified

Comments

Submitted by The Walrus on
'We share it with all In club anus' - that line in particular is fab, magicdarer. An enjoyable read. But what, pray, does the textbook one entail? I really need to know so that I can correctly categorise my dumps.

Submitted by The Talisman on
Like the act of defecation, this poem started out promising, tapering slightly at one point, then, teasing us with a flourishing ending.

Submitted by barboy on
This poem is pure crap! Nice one MD, I particularly like the line "A skill once learnt well only in weakness forgotten".