English and the Irish

Why O why,
Why O why

The Irish seem to me like aliens
The English too

And Me Where I am I?
Another Alien still

So all three groups
Are aliens on this Planet

I could say Irish are this
And English are that

And I am this,

But I won't

I'll just ask why?

Why can two
Races be so different

Of course there are similarities

But why this fundamental
Difference in which these

Two races generally behave

It is such a contrast that one may
Indeed paint one race blue
The other red

But of course there is no need
Irish have difference face shapes
to English

And again different to Eastern europeans
And so on and so forth

Would it not be funny if computers could
detect subtle changes from town to town?

My moral
Let our genes mix!

Have sex with as many people as you can
in the next five weeks - as long as they are
A different race to you! (same colour skin is ok!)

If you are married and attached
Just donate your sperm to the sperm bank!

Ladies make time and effort
To give up an egg or two

You will help build a stronger planet

A planet in which racism will be reduced
to near zero

And our genes will get
a ruddy bloody good shake up

like SMITH'S salt and SHAKE

My sperm bank number is:
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