Erection Great

In Londinium
There standeth
A Bildong
That could be
Quite a Hiltong
I supposed it was you
Who threw down your shoe
And said stuff it, let's go eat some billtong

In Pariees
There was hackney
Who thought he might be a Daphne
He put on a skirt
Fucked a guy called Burt
Now he's got two little blacknies

In Germarnia
There was a Sardarnia
Who thought she was rather farnier
She told a few jokes
People didn't cry hoax
And now she's banged up in Guantarnia

In India
There was an Pindia
Who borrowed a little windier
He mixed it with chard
Made a whole province fard
Now he's emigrated to East Anglia

In Limerick
There was a flimerick
Who thought he could speak Gibberick
He got out his knife
Stabbed his own wife
Now he's hailed the local fiddlestick