Foot Slap

When my foot slaps to the floor
I know whats wrong
I know what I did
And I'd rather not know

Why Oh Why do we need to know?
Please let me regress into Neanderthal
Then sea snail
Then trilobite

Give me fewer neurons
Fewer receptors
That I may feel less
Hear less

Fuck no,
Give me the pub
Give me Guinness
That I may evolve the next day, praise God.