I am a bad shallow man

If your face got burnt badly
I would dump you
Because
I can't face the ugliness in my soul

If you put on four stone
Cos you let yourself go
You would be out the door
Because I am too vain

If you won't let your beauty be seen
Then you are done
Because I need a trophy
To help my poor ego

If you don't turn me on
I'll turn you out
Because sex matters
It is my lifeline

Boss me around too much
Out you go
I like to be in control
Because I feel scared

You can be smart
Sexy
Even wear trousers
But don't take my role

Women are the best
Their genes superior
The male chromosome shrinks
Like I do from your radiant smile