I am a virus

I cloak and dagger my way inside you
When I'm in you I use you to make more of me

Do I sound like your worst lover?
I'm more dangerous than leprosy

I am more intimate to you than your
Closest most cherished lover

I compete in third place with
Your father and your mother

When I come out of you
I will look to skip elsewhere

Maybe toiling inside your
Neighbour's dog's belly hair

(or maybe that's where I was
Before I got into you?)

You with your coughs
Sneezes and many a body hole

Why don't you juse make me a motorway
Into your soul

This is nothing new my friend
Legions of my kind are in you already

Have lived in you for millions of years
A good part of you is bound to us in wedding

We will not stop
We will not surrender

We will fight you, and your kind
Living off you, killing you forever

If we hit you right you will pass us down
Your children, your children's children

Is that bad - don't frown
We have no conscience

So what if it kills you?
Many more of us have died compared to you

Your kind don't want to call us true life?
Fuck you! And your Wife!

We are life in ultimate!
We can't be arsed with sex or mating

Eating, shitting
And debating

We use your shit
And get the fuck out

No: we steal your shit,
That's what I'm talking about

We are criminals
Where are the rules

We make the rules!
We are more clever than Hawking

I laugh at your pathetic anti-virals
And your stupid philosophising Dawkins

Check AIDS out!
We made that

More deadly than your face and a baseball bat
You can't even deal with flu

Humans face it
You suck, go bathe in your loo.

(Don't you ever use us back by changing us to make us into medicines,
and I will shut up now as I just realised I am not conscious, so thanks to the writer I used to type this up)