Masturbation

By magicdarer

Sat, 11 Aug 2012
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3 comments
 

The hand goes up and down
So does life
All our woes and joys
This time at quicker pace?

The hand goes up and down
God built us, in His generosity
Or we came from monkeys
And I saw one's hand go turbo

The hand goes up and down
In class
In an auction
When we vote, sometimes

The hand goes up and down
As the joys of human partnership
Sometimes are not worth the pain
Or are simply not enough

The hand goes up and down
To deliver a certain result
In economic uncertainty
In emotional uncertainty

The hand goes up and down
Mostly when no one is watching
A triumph of Thatcherism
The lone venture in private company

The hand goes up and down
Not only in asylums or churches
But in the normal home
With 1 point something children

The hand goes up and down
No start date
No best before date
Not taxed or legislation bound

A party for one
Enjoyment for two
Unusual surely for three?
Maybe this is something we can all root for?

Certificate PG
Poem
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Kilb50 on
Ah - the great Portnoy! I'm hoping that Roth will one day, er, revive his most famous character! Good stuff magicdarer!

 

Submitted by Sooz006 on
Get's my vote. If people spent more time wanking and less time being wankers, the world would be a nicer place. And as therapy, it's got to be up there with writing a diary. In fact, if everybody just took themselves in hand a lot of the world's problems could be solved. Really, not enough to maintain the population? I would have thought people having fewer kids could only be a good thing. That's surprised me. Nice piece of work Magic.

 

Submitted by shoe on
Is this what you're thinking about as you...err...you know...do it, what a fascinating place your mind is! :}