Sweet Poison

Let me die in the manner I choose
Let me not be run over violently
Or by self suicide harshly inject
Let me die in ways most sweet

Let me take my time
Spurn God by choosing to kill myself
In this way rather than that way
And at the rate I now determine

I want to be in control of my life
And so of my death
I do not want law or a sparrow's anus
Dictating how I demise myself

Food is the best poison
Ubiquitous in the nation
Calorie rich for the lower classes to die on
While the richer classes choose to die on it

So I choose
I choose sugar and all things sweet
May it line my arteries that I may clog at leisure
Constrict my heart
Or send a fat package to my brain

Three cheers for the Jaffa cake
The chocolate digestive
The wine gums
And the Strawberry tart