We are aliens

Sorry folks
All this search for extra-terrestial life is bullshit
We are the fucking aliens we were looking for

Ok on one level who gives a shit
Aliens or not
We still have to pay the mortgage

Actually no folks
We all have a choice
We can choose not to pay

But I digress
We are fucking aliens
But there is more amazing shit to come

Ok firstly we arrived during the meteor showers
That gave water to the earth
We were encased in the metrors

Not like mum's gone to iceland stylee
And out rolls a frozen human
Fuck no, I'm talking frozen cells here

Things that were dormant
They survived the journey through space
And rehatched in our oceans slowly to evolve

Whether god was behind it I know not
In fact I don't give a shit
Fact is there were there and did the whole fish-ape-human thing

And here we are
Shocking thing is that the shape of the aliens
are still in us

In a man's sperm
you see the head and the fucking tail
Swimming

That's what they fucking looked like
No joke
And here's the crazy bit

Two of them are living in your skull right now
If you don't believe me
Google it

Get some picture of the brain
And do a 3d search internally
for the structures of what we call

Caudate and putamen
Then you will see how fucking big they are
Curled and asleep

Helping us remember and learn
Helping us move
They are alive my friends

We are aliens
And the Alien form lives in our brains right now
And in the testicles of men (and other animals)

We are the alien's Flagship product on earth
Let's do them proud
I don't know if they had morals where they came from

Social security number
A welfare system
And the equivalent of a tory party

But should they return
Let's make sure that they will be proud
Otherwise we may get a parasitic upgrade

Fuck knows, they may already be running the upgrade
The flu virus,
E-Coli

So let's not take antibiotics willy nilly
Stay strong, take a walk
And eat some green stuff