The Kingdom of Me

By ethancrane

An on-going collection of absurdist almost-reality short stories

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A House is Not a Home

By ethancrane on Wed, 16 Jul 2008

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Autobiography
Story
Certificate U
Gold cherry

Double Debra

By ethancrane on Fri, 17 Apr 2009

When Debra walked out on him on Thursday afternoon, Joseph knew just the sounds she would make as she left: the stamp down the stairs, the pause to put on her coat, the slam of the flat door.
Other Fiction
Certificate 15
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Story of the week

Our Second Core Belief is Loyalty-Based Leadership

By ethancrane on Mon, 24 Oct 2022

It was an hour into Friday's night shift when our bosses descended to the warehouse, asking if we wanted to be pirates again. We don't know what you...
Surreal
Humour
Story
Certificate 12
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Gold cherry
Story of the week

Your Mutual Aid Hourly Pay Insults My Intelligence

By ethancrane on Mon, 12 Dec 2022

I remind Annie that we may leave the house for four reasons only: to shop for medical supplies, to – I won’t list the reasons. Since last Tuesday...
Surreal
Humour
Story
Certificate 15