The Nurse

I heard a guy (who happens to be me) saying that Benny (me) was throwing strawberry flavor clownshoes at the chainlink fence last night in protest at the nurse being suspended for trying to pee over t

Here comes my nurse with my daily dose on a unicycle constructed entirely of punctuation marks, sorry sentences and sticky backed plastic- see her weaving her way through the field of lost socks, hold

watch the following video first *weeps*

"So what are your views on THE MATTER?" asked the nurse sliding down from the top of the wardrobe with the ease and grace of a professional acrobat.