Monkey oil and sardine tea

"I don't see how you can say Doctor Dennis Brain isn't as 'handsome as a model,' I'm sure in between surgeries he has ladies and possibly men falling all over him, I am offended that you of all people should feel the need to point out that only you, Benny Crackersville, has 'amazing hair, in all the right male areas of his body' as it is well known within surgical circles that Dr Dennis Brain Esq. has hair in all the left male areas of his body, and much more besides, in fact he even donates several (i.e -more than one) tea chests crammed with excess chest hair every month to be woven into baskets for orphans of the Neuron York Pineapple Conflict, also Doctor Dennis Brain has a cat called Binky. Which I think you'll find ends the matter."

That's what my nurse said to me on the phone today,
"But, baby, hello? Hello?"