Stop Consuming, Start Producing.

A collection of poems, loosely linked by the theme of Individuality Lost in Mass Consumerism.

Facebook Whale

Facebook Whales are users with more than 10,000 "friends." How is that possible?

Appendix Removed

My Life in Hyperspace will be remembered as Howard J Blitz's great lost masterpiece. This is all that remains.

Hardworking British Families

How long before your MP mentions "Hardworking British Families"? Get a stopwatch.
Cherry

Speed-Daters #3 (Most People are So Boring)

Most people are so boring, don’t you think? So disappointing when they fall below, Which they always do. You meet some fellow, Find someone who gets you, someone in-sync

The Man Who Fell In Love with His Wife

Returning home, she bid him, “Turn around;” The days-ago packed bag upon her arm. He raced a rally stage through drive-time town, An effervescent contrast to her calm.

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down

What's your workplace dress-code?

Speed-Daters #2 (Was a couple years back...)

Born-again lonely-heart seeks similar for sin-free fun and possible redemption.

White Van, Man

You've seen those flowers on the lamp-post. This tells their story... Backwards.

Get This

Juvenalia from the golden age of Britpop.