Get This

Everybody get this: I've got a plan.
And once you know you'll be a fan.
You'll need to keep your wits about you soon.
We'll have it all bang zoom the moon.

Sid and Hattie, Sid and Nancy,
Syd and Roger (Shiny, Crazy,)
You think there must be more to life?
So come on down, get this!

Hey now, get this: It never ends.
Albino space kids and all their friends;
Don't want to sit around, don't want to brood.
Just bring a bottle and some food.

Everlasting youth is easy,
Shiny, happy (Grumpy, Sneezy...)
Suspect there could be more to life?
Everybody now, get this!

Good God get this for deeply cool.
Commanding views and heated pool.
Get more of what you want than what you need.
I've got a splendid plan indeed!

Life of leisure, boundless pleasure,
Wealth beyond the realms of measure,
Perhaps there might be more to life?
D’you know what? Get this!

Spend your money, drink and party,
Be rude and moody - downright shirty.
You know there must be more to life.
So everybody out, get this!