Last Human (Everybody is dead except me)

Commit suicide

Talk to my self a lot.

I'd go insane, and yeah, probably commit suicide. What good is a world without other people? Now! If you're talking about the number of people being dramatically reduced, and me being left with just a bunch of friends, that'd be something.

I think I might go stark raving bonkers if I was the last human last alive! Who would there be to tell me how hilarious my Larry and Mick stories are? I suppose if you were a fanatical animal-lover, you might be okay... which reminds me... anyone see that programme about the bestiality porn star (Bodil something-or-other) last night? I started watching it purely out of curiosity, but it turned out to be the most horrendously tragic tale of abuse and neglect and exploitation. Terribly sad... :-) * P * :-) ( Read my blog! - www.oddcourgette.blogspot.com )

You'd never be in anyone else's way. If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

Oh great! There'd be no one to share anything with. No one to witness your utter misery. No one to touch or care for. No one to.... ....and no one to call a supercunt. No one to feel superior to. No one to write the ultimate poem or novel. No one to collect cherries and polish them! Jesus christ, Jude, what would there be left for so many ABCer's to fill their time with?

And I've just noticed, no one to buy Tom's book either!

No change there, then. If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

I'm sure your book is doing great, Tom. Inflatables? Would that be balloons, boats, dolls or egos?

Do they make male inflatables? If so, do you blow them up through the obvious protuberance?

Yes they make male inflatables. My nephew picked one up for his father as a gag christmas gift a few years ago. He thought he was purchasing a female inflatable (his father is single.) When his father opened it (in front of everyone), he was speechless.

Thanks, Jude. You're a star. I'm sorry about the plugging, but what am I to do? I'd gladly leave it to someone else. It wasn't my idea that I be left with all the promotion, believe me. I wish that were true, Missi. It's an impossible situation, unfortunately. If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

Jude, you have mail re paypal. "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org

Hooray! Thanks so much, Jude. If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

If I were the only human being left on Earth, I'd start my own radio show.

I'd probably bum all the good looking dead people, then start my own business Hear my music: http://music.download.com/3600-5-100795586.html

I think I'd find the best hospital, move in, buy every book on cloning and sex changes read them all and start experimenting......God only knows what he results would be like.....On second thoughts I think i'll just try to swim the Atlantic Ocean.

http://www.freewebs.com/michaeljamestreacy/index.htm When I were a lad... I used to think that I was 'God' ... I used to think that everything outside of 'me' only existed when I experienced 'it'... if I closed my front door, then the world outside my front door, no longer existed... I used to sneak up on my front door and snatch it quickly open... trying to catch a glimpse of the 'non-existant' world, at the moment before I brought it into existence.... Shortly after this, I discovered the wonder of 'girls' and realised they had secret places that corupted the minds of strange young boys who thought they were 'God'. I've gone downhill ever since.

Suppose I'd have to think about cross-breeding aswell. There's so much choice out there. Can't decide whether I'd go for looks or bedside manner. Hear my music: http://music.download.com/3600-5-100795586.html