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Office Pants

Don't you just hate it when your stapler decides to eat you staples? What should be the simplest of tasks becomes a chore¦

(my colleague reckons such problems increased with the emergence of Rexel)

~PEPS~

Huh, so there's no 'panting' over the office desk? No hot pants? This thread is pants!

 

I feel sorry for staplers considering their staple diet. Try a spot of Irn Brew to encourage greater co-operation, Peps :O)
Somebody stole my chair, it took me months to get that chair set up right. Now I have a crappy older chair that creaks and bleeds green foam from a wound at the front.

 

Ooh, by that description I feel sorry for the chair... :-( (Shouldn't that be "Irn Bru," Mykle? Unless you're referring to supermarkets' own brand, that is...) *** pepsoid *** [[[ " It is a pickle, no doubt about it " - The Oracle (The Matrix) ]]]

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Office phone cords have a life of their own. Untangle them, go for a pee, come back and the little beggars have re-tangled and are lying there on the table in the shape of a mocking smile. But I used to work in a cramped office, so it could be paranoia, I don't know.

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

Quite right, Peps. More popular than either you or Coca Cola in Scotland :O) Supposedly very effective in helping people to recover from the more obvious side-effects of that popular recreational drug which has just been re-classified as being far more dangerous than LSD or Ecstacy... even worse than tobacco (9) - yes, alcohol (5).
It makes me wonder that since the last legal drugs - alcohol and tobacco - have been classified as being in the top ten most dangerous... how long before they become illegal too? It seems to me that we are already half-way toward that with cigarettes but certainly not with alcohol. Will it come?
More popular than me? In Scotland?? Never! *** pepsoid *** [[[ " It is a pickle, no doubt about it " - The Oracle (The Matrix) ]]]

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Just checked Peps. It seems that Irn Bru is neck and neck with Coke at the moment but you are definitely in the running :O)
Hmm, maybe that's a slogan for my website (if I ever get around to building it)... "Pepsoid: more popular than Irn Bru" ...or as that's not actually true, I may have to clarify it with... "Pepsoid: more popular than Irn Bru in Sweden" ... Brilliant! Don't let me forget that, Mykle... (nb. the above is still probably not true, but it's funnier (IMHO)) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Did you just have it out with the stapler, Peps? Your signature changed suddenly. So who got the best of whom? You, or the stapler? :-)
The signature is a "Know your enemy" thing... I have used my wounds, owned my wounds... my wounds are part of me... So mote it be... ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Having it off with a stapler AG! How does one do that? Alcohol is dangerous ???? ???????????????????

 

* Having it off with a stapler AG. How does one do that? * The same as you do with any other member of staff... discreetly, or you may well get the sack :O)
and a stapler doesn't ask you to do everything "urgently" for it afterwards

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

Yes, but once you've been with Madame Rexel, she don't half get under your skin... ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

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