OY NADAL NO!!!!
Buy some bigger knickers! I know you're probably strapped for cash being down to your last 60 million quid an' all. And you're to be applauded for going onto super saver train fares and when things are tight you have been seen hitch hiking on the M25. And I applaud the fact that you take sandwiches made by your mum and drink the Espanyol equivalent of Somerfield own brand coffee from a flask. But the sight of you clutching at your knickers every time you are about to serve or receive serve my thought goes to the fact that you must be releasing loads of bum clinkers from your bum cleavage, it makes me feel sick! And I was - into my spaghetti bolognese. It didn't matter, I just mixed it all back in - I thought - what would Rafa do? Fuck it, it's food.