I am sorry but how is this even possible?

I don;t know, it is just astonishing.

You would just never leave the house again

Quite Harvey, if this guy actually gets prison time then I suppose there is just a chance his fellow inmates won't mention it - after all, prisoners are really sensitive about this kind of thing aren't they?

Well whilst that is accepted, what are the alternatives? Insects are really fiddly and keep breaking, as for etherial beings such as wood nymphs and wood elves - well any wood related conceptual life force really - just don't get me started...

Thats right FTSE, make this all about the dog. What about the person who has to get the stains out of the bed sheets - you can't buy those kind of cleaning materials in Tesco's you know...

Yes, my preference is for the physiologically acurate Deputy Dawg