FTSE100 is God

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Mon, 2012-07-30 15:51

FTSE100 is God

FTSE100 is God and only me and Fat Dwarf has realised. We must stop him before children get hurt. Fat Dwarf is too scared so I have to warn you myself. It's FTSE100. He is God. And he's Archie Macjoyce.

Mon, 2012-07-30 15:58

ItsSteveDave

I'm almost certain that any oddity or anomaly on this site has, to varying extents, been something to do with FTSE. Somehow I feel I've said too much, Mr. Pig - if that is your real name...

Mon, 2012-07-30 16:21

marvin the pig

All right, so I'm a Territorial Pig, I just like to dress up at weekends. Where's the harm in that? Now they're going to send me to grub for roots in Afghanistan. I thought it was all just a game but they say I've accepted the Queen's potato peelings and now I have to go. Before I go I want to put a stop to FTSE. We're here to write, not to have fun. Writing is serious.

Mon, 2012-07-30 16:38

ItsSteveDave

So is FTSE everyone then? That would be terrifying and brilliant in a manaical evil genius kind of way.

Mon, 2012-07-30 16:53

lenchenelf

Tell-tale signs are a white cat and henchman named Stilleto...

Mon, 2012-07-30 16:55

Fat Dwarf

Every night I dream I'm FTSE. Sometimes I wake up to find it's true. Last time I mentioned his name I was abducted by aliens and probed for hours. His spies are everywhere. Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again. FTSE was there. "The dwarf community is getting out of hand," he snarled menacingly. "Got a lawnmower, have you? Lawnmowers disappear. Happens all the time." In the morning I found he'd taken my lawn and replaced it with a mowed one. I am sore afraid. Yea, though I walk in the path of righteousness, still I fear I might become FTSE.

Mon, 2012-07-30 17:06

jolono