No one cares about your creative hub
Mon, 2018-05-07 19:27
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No one cares about your creative hub
In anticipation of the forthcoming Half Man Half Biscuit album, no-one cares about your creative hub so get your fuckin hedge cut, on 18 May, I set myself the challenge of writing short stories to the 13 track titles on the album.
The full set of stories can be viewed here: https://www.abctales.com/collection/no-one-cares-about-your-creative-hub
- Alehouse Futsal
- Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use)
- Knobheads on Quiz Shows
- Bladderwrack Allowance
- Renfield’s Afoot
- Terminus
- The Announcement
- What Made Colombia Famous
- Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert
- Every Time a Bell Rings
- Emergency Locksmith
- Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe
- Swerving the Checkatrade
The album will be available for purchase here: http://halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/no-one-cares-about-your-creative-hub-so-get...
I can see an eclectic mix here. If I knew what eclectic meant I might know what I mean. Good luck.
I wondered about the title of that set of stories! Have you let them know? (I have a vague memory of someone doing this with Mary Beard and think it might have been you?)
I've posted on the fansite, but not contacted the band. I did a similar collection for their last album, Urge for Offal, 9 offal-related short stories. Mary Beard was the Other Terrence Oblong, he wrote a short story in which she featured and someone on the site was in contact with her (assumedly on a history-related issue) and mentioned the story
I dont think I will buy this.