Penchant for carpets

Sensible. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

Someone stepped in my blancmange. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

My mug's empty again, time for more tea.

The red balls are first. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

No they're not, the clouds are overhead.

I'm out of toothpaste.

His father came from a long line of walnut smugglers. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

I did for Milosovic - now for Jasper.

You should never trust anyone with straight hair and curly teeth!

It's UR pepsi, sequitUR. Sheesh! A Ghostwriter unable to spell. Whatever next? Editors unable stop posting for five minutes? Anyway, enough of Hi Ho Silver, away. Memory is a wonderful thing Peps; let me jog your's: http://www.abctales.com/node/203974 That's a thread you contributed to last summer. Here's the original from even earlier: http://www.abctales.com/node/172645 Far better, imo, to set a theme, else all you get is lame one liners. I claim the award for the best non-sequitur so far (what, there isn't one?)

Jim and Jane holiday in the Lake District. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

Oysters doing their oyster thing.

My great Aunt unfurled the parachute whilst scratching her several large hairy scary moles.

Whilst sat trying to get my head around feminist utopias this morning I was disturbed by a huge rumpus coming from the lounge. fearing that a mad axe murderer had broken into the house I ran down the stairs as fast as I could, (after arming myself with a can of hairspray to whack round psycho's head) only to discover my 3 kids running around screaming with Poppy the cat chasing them gleefully, a huge cleg of poo stuck to her furry bum!

He who laughs last, took forever to get the joke. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

Furry fish are much more stroky if you leave them in the sun.

original Lucozade deals with an upset stomach Harry Kerdean

I didn't go see Eels play live when I had the chance and I regret it to this day.

She entered the drawing room carrying the ironing board and wearing nothing but a broad smile. "I'm pregnant!" she announced to the bewildered butler who was feeding the guppy.

an orthogonal projection just won't bloody work and I have no idea why.

Increasing your intake of brassicas and root vegetables can make erectile tissue more sensitive.

There was a man who lived on a mountaintop. It was cold, but on a clear day he could see a very long way. For company he made a snowman. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

we may have to shave this to make it fit

I think this table was manufactured in the 1970s...

I've lost my fried egg.

my story has been swamped!!! Juliet

labradoodles are cuddly Juliet

Whilst Benedict snuck out of the Vatican late at night to purchase some clandestine items of latex.

I need a new filling; the old one's cracked.

If you open the door of an aeroplane at 10,000 feet and listen very carefully you can hear angels singing. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

If I ate a whole tube of jaffa cakes, would that count towards one of my five portions of fruit and veg a day?

one for ya chicken...three for ya monkey...monkeychicken

"you ate a whole wheel of cheese?" "No, I'm not angry, that's amazing!" and "You smell like a bigfoot's dick!" [from anchorman, the first genuinely funny film for ages]

I think I'm in love with Shami Chakrabarti

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