What does it mean if you are condommed by God?

Well, all animate and inanimate objects contain the cosmic consciousness. This is God's gift. He rewards those he deems worthy with differing scales of consciousness dependant on who he believes will be able to spread 'HIS word' most effectively throughout the cosmos. But he can also give and take away his gift depending on whether those he deemed worthy are upholding his law. Thus, when "condomming" a person this translates as God's way of reducing your consciousness to "condom-scale" - not a very nice place to be atall. To be conscious that you are nothing more than a condom, fulfilling the sexual appetites of those more highly gifted than you is a punishment for abandoning his word, hence: " '...don’t blame me if He condoms us to The Pit of Eternal Damnation.' " Some say that the pain of eternal condomnation is relative to the pit you find yourself penetrating. Indeed, there are those who have twisted condomnation to their perverse advantage by claiming that it's a price to pay for being constantly thrust in and out of naomi campbells pit of spitting fire. But that's just a bare-faced lie to tempt you to sin. There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

Google ads is speechless....lol There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

it was... There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

So if someone's "condommed by God", do they "shuffle off this mortal coil"? I can't think of any more contraception puns at the moment.

It's got to be better than being "femidommed by God." Sorry.