No Tell
The wife of an acclaimed spiritualist (who wishes anonymity) has revealed that her husband is in a severe state of shock after receiving a ‘mystic message' from Adam!
Although the man has had messages from the “other-side” before it appears that this one was very powerful and worrying and he is still very distraught.
From what the wife can make out - it seems that Adam stressed that it was vitally important that her husband pass on an urgent message about an update for "Guiders" telling them that The Wogan will now NOT appear this Xmas!
The wife, a big fan of Terry, said she hoped it was a misunderstanding.
She added that - Adam (who it seems prefers to be called 'Douglas') warned that a lot of the local TV guides had not updated because of interference from the ULF transmitters (especially the one in Alaska - used for climate change research) and an emergency update was required!
It seems that Adam also said that it had been agreed that "A Fifty Percent Cull" was planned instead(which would cost about 3 billion) and that changes to the schedules would be only a few milliseconds, depending on solar winds.
There was also something else about Mr Cern not going out on time due to similar ULF interference.
Who uses Guides anyway? :O)
