The niceness of Mr Head

I suspect he has taken one too many chill pills.

Perhaps you could start cherrying the threads so we know which subjects you favour :O)

My neighbour, George, let us borrow his sun umbrella when we couldn't find ours. That was nice of him.

Aww, it was Lou and my neighbour who is a florist gave me a whole box of geraniums for my pots for free.

Anthony Head will be presenting a trophy at the Cats Protection Rescue Cat of the Year Awards tonight. It is with great pleasure that CPR announce Tee Cee as the Overall Winner of CP’s Rescue Cat of the Year Awards. It was a tough task choosing the category winners and overall winner but Tee Cee just stood out to judges. This amazing cat has the ability to predict the epileptic fits of his owner and seek out help: http://www.cats.org.uk/ Pah! Jezebel, My Long-haired-Devonshire-hill-cross cat can accurately predict the winning numbers for the national lottery, provide up-to-date travel information for the Northern line and make my morning coffee (that's real coffee made in the perculator). She was instrumental in my recent adventure and escape from the land of Oz. What is more amazing is that she can do all this without actually existing. Sadly she cannot ensure I take my anti-psychotic medication. Tee Cee doesn't come close... j

I'm so relieved! I was out in the garden lying in the sunshine when it suddenly struck me that my last post might be misconstrued. In light of recent events when my observations were taken as accusations I thought I had better rush in and clarify that by 'subject' I meant that which was to be addressed not whoever might be addressing it :O) Anthony Head wasn't nice when coincidentally he was playing a 'head' in a recent Dr Who episode.

People still try to charge me when I put my non-existent cat in the cattery. I tell them, feel free to put another cat in there, mine won't mind, but they just start to look nervous. Stupid lot, cattery owners.

Camus - I think that's even nicer than George lending me his sun umbrella. Because I had to ask George and maybe George only said yes because he suspected that if he didn't comply he'd get another brick through his window like last year.

"Tee Cee acts as an early warning system by staring at Michael just prior to a seizure and then running to Michael’s wife to let her know all is not wel" As was pointed out esewhere, it is pretty obvious this cat is in fact causing the seizures, not helping.

Ah, but Lou I suspect that lovely neighbour only gave me geraniums because he could no longer be arsed to water them twice a day.

I have a cat that is not at all nice, in fact she is the most unsociable, snooty (and really quite ugly) cat that I have ever encountered.

The big question is... will Buffy be with him?

Cats are not in my good books right now. They sneak into the back garden and stare covetously at my Pig Girls, who luckily are protected by a well-built Pig Pen. If I had a cartridge for my paintball gun, I'd take potshots at the cats from my bedroom window. I'd use bright green paintballs, just to let the cat 'owners' know their precious kitties have been on my Pig Turf, threatening the Girls and shitting in my delphinium. It would just .... sting... kitty... a little.... *chortles darkly*

Well, it's a pig duo. Chocolate Brownie and Champagne Mimosa we call 'em (well, mostly we just call them 'Pig Girls'). They *are* a band of sorts, especially when demanding more kale or carrot sticks.

Champers is far prettier than Kerry Katona, for sure. She can sing better, as well.

Tim (BBF) I think it's probably about time I cleared up a few misunderstandings. I had no idea that you were an editor until you told me so on the threads. I had presumed that since it was stated that the previous editors were to do 6 months that their replacements would start in July. If you check what was cherried on the first few days of July you will see why I was concerned. If nothing else you should realise that since I had no idea who the editors were when I made my comments that it wasn't anything personal. I bear no grudge toward you it's just that we don't agree about some things and I can't resist my occassional "smiles"... I'm like that with a lot of people. Some people "smile" back while others attempt to bite my head off :O) Has anyone got around to posting who the new editors are? When Camus says there are six does this include 2Lou and Enzo as mag editors?

So there am I, whistling up the wind, looking at a thread that's got 'head' in the title, thinking I might be moderately diverted from: well; it. But no. Abctales fibbed to me. By the way, (Note no txt spk) my ex was just THE best at it. Head that is.

What a strange and wend-y thread this is. Peps, the Pig Girls are our guinea pigs, of course. Here I was, against the whole idea of the kids having small rodents as pets, and now I can't stop talking about the Girls in tones of love and affection. And they just LOVE eating melon, rind and all.

Rodent Rhyme . We all have guinea-pigs dying to experiment We all have mice - laying the best plans We all have rats running down the side-streets Yet, the surprising fact remains... there are hamsters in our brains. (from an original suggestion by Jude).