I Am a Lesbian!

By the way, did I mention that on the cover of Sputnik Sweetheart is a picture of a naked Japanese lady lying on a bed? So not only am I a teenage lesbian, but a pervert. Who’s into Japanese porn. (btw, don't you mean "titillatability," Chuck?) pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

:))))) ;))))) pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Slightly on a tangent (but sort of related), I sat in the library with headphones on listening to some Nine Inch Nails t'other day... oh the decadence of it! ;) pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Or record the NiN concert, dub over the library "ambience," play the whole thing on a small TV in a library... or something! It's an artistic revelation!! :)))) pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Or..................!!! Oh I dunno, I'm out of ideas... :/ pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Hang on, I'm working on it...... :/ pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Okay here goes… You could arrange for a library to have a “NiN Day” (or more specifically, “NiN Day I” (see below)), in which, between certain hours, anyone who logs onto a computer is invited to go to the NiN website and listen to the tunes thereon (with headphones, of course!)… only unbeknownst to the listeners, mini-webcams are set up, recording their facial mannerisms etc. The videos thus created are then uploaded to YouTube, but not before a soundtrack is added to each… of… songs by Duran Duran! And then the members of Duran Duran (or ex-members; I can’t remember if they officially still exist or not) are invited to comment upon the videos, and the comments by Le Bon, Rhodes, et al, are superimposed onto re-edited videos, which are uploaded onto the website especially created for this landmark artistic event, www.libraryninday.com. Trent Reznor is then contacted, asked to write a soundtrack to the website, the soundtrack is performed by Duran Duran (newly reformed if necessary), and different portions of the soundtrack are played according to which part of the website you visit – even according to where over the particular page your mouse is hovering! You then arrange for the library (or a different library) to have a “NiN Day II,” in which, between certain hours, anyone who logs onto a computer is invited to go to www.libraryninday.com, the clickers thereupon have their facial mannerisms etc recorded, and the videos created are sent to the Pope, who will, according to a strict set of Papal criteria, judge each video to be either “Holy” or “Sinful” (or something of that ilk)… and the results of the Pope’s judgements are written in gold leaf onto a sheet of glass, into which have been carefully inserted 999 nine-inch nails, which is then framed and hung in the Tate Modern. Or something. * * * Oh, and there are speakers in the wall of the Tate Modern where the piece is hung, from which is played a looped recording of the ambience of the library or libraries in which “NiN Day I” and “NiN Day II” took place. pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Nor me...... pe ps oid "the progenitor" "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"