Lairy and Mark go cherrypicking by Snitcher

Waste of talent, if you ask me. I am in the mood for spanking!!! Naughty boys get lashings of negative attention from me. Good boys get a spanking. Now be good boys, just sprung to mind! Tai, tut tut tut tutting.

Agent? Call my lawyer! I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit coming on... :-/

Never mind... I'll just have to come back and show y'all how it's really done... (Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon coming soon!)

Howabout Larry and Mick shoot their creator and then die in a sucide pact?

Larry and Mick give Pepsoid Rohypnol, and run away to the French foreign legion never to be seen again.

Why? You fancy some rohypnol too?

I've done a French Foreign Legion one, connie... keep up! As for the suicide pact... do you really think a little thing like death would keep Larry & Mick down? Hmm, creative juices flowing... :-]

Jasper the Private Defective gets it wrong again.

Pepsoid, glad you took it in the spirit it's intended. Jasper you're still wrong. Get some sleep you fathead.

haha...I know Pepsoid, I have read them all...Jasper why do you assume that everyone is a devious as yourself, go get a life and stop trying to stir the shit!

>>> Pepsoid, glad you took it in the spirit it's intended ...???!!! (oh I suppose)

I haven't a clue what the moron is on about. I loved it - someone has clearly been around on a cherrypicking trip! Good mick-taking is always worth it.

You know nothing - and any tiny bit of information that manages to lodge itself in your mind is twisted into nonsense. I suggest you find somewhere else to spread your poison.

Tony, how much longer are you going to allow that fucking retard to ruin this site? I've now had a second email from a respected user who says they have abandoned the site because of his persisitent harrassment. if you're unaware of it, mail me and I'll enlighten you. Since his return the forums have deteriorated and he's yet again flooding this forum with his crap threads. He mostly picks new users to smarm up to with his 'I adore your work' or 'You're so talented' bullshit. He picks them because they are unaware of his personality defects and he hopes to garner a few friends here by praising them, in short he uses newcomers to his own ends. They in turn are flattered by his attention, but in truth he wouldn't know good writing if it came with a Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. His opinions are garbage, his writing is garbage, he is garbage. What day is dustbin day here?

Ho hum... Look, I don't really know what's going on here, guys, but any chance we could all just calm down?... We're all creative types (or else why would we be here?), surely trading insults is not the way to go. From what I've witnessed so far, Nikaya/Jasper has some strong opinions, gets people's backs up at times, and a lot of his writing is... difficult... But I'd be the last one to say something is crap, just because I don't understand it! He, like everyone who posts work here, is just trying to find a style that suits their own voice and whatever's going on in their head. Incidentally, I'm not just standing up for Jasper because he's said some nice things about my work. The following goes out to Jasper as well as others, when I say... Lighten up! Stop slinging mud! Surely we artists are better than that? Let's get back to the business we are all here for... Writing! (and exchanging opinions thereof) Peace, love and light to all... xxx pepsoid xxx

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Generally speaking, I like you, Nikaya... You are a mixed bag of sweet'n'sour, confusion'n'clarity, light'n'dark... And probably (although I may be wrong) one of the most misunderstood people I "know"... I understand being misunderstood! But hear this... I shall not countenance the usage of terms such as "cretins" in reference to one's fellow writers! Just so you know. "P"

'Look, I don't really know what's going on here, guys ' In which case it's just as well that some of us DO. The term cretin cannot be more aptly applied to a life-form of human origin or more accurately than to the scum jasper. He is not a fellow writer, he assembles words he's read in books into what he thinks are intelligent sentences. Mostly they are gibberish. He can't even spell, let alone know what the words he uses mean. He's been banned from other sites. He's been in trouble with the Australian police for stalking/harrassing women. He should be locked up. Oh, and it's no use pleading for people here to sit by as he runs amok because it just ain't gonna happen.

Please leave this site Nikaya and please do not return. Your insults are way beyond the pale. I am asking very politely.

I shall henceforth step out of a conversation which is leading deeply into areas which I know little or nothing about. Life is... ...enormous under-statement coming up... ...complicated! The Internet moreso. I'm here to write, receive and impart constructive criticism and hopefully recieve help & advice on getting published. It may seem cowardly, but anything beyond that I really don't want to get involved in. At least, not here. Life can be shit (another understatement!), but it'd be nice if places like ABCtales remained bubbles of positivity - that is directed at no one in particular! Call me unrealistic or whatever, but I really hope it can be that... Determinedly... Peace, love & light to all! "P"

hi everyone. Just thought I'd grace this thread with denial. Anyone who's ever read my posts will know that I NEVER use an assumed name or troll. If I write something then I like to make it known that it's my own work. everyone also knows that I don't work for ABC... although if Tc and Mark are looking in and need to pay someone a vast amount of cash to sit at home and read all day then I'm open to offers. Grasper. You are as ever wrong diddly wrong wrong. Whether you stay or go I could care less. You're a mildly freakish amusement at best and that's it. I've obviously touched a nerve with you since you've chosen to write just about the least funny/insulting version of one of my poems I could imagine and you've mentioned me here too. If I've bruised your sensibilities in any way then tough shit. It seems I can without even trying and yet your unimaginitive and telentless attempts at destroying people are always fruitless. If it was up to me I'd let you stay, you're like a pet chimp... needs feeding and shits a lot but generally harmless and it's something to play with when times are slack. As long as we humans can remind newcomers not to 'step in that' and ignore the smell then i see no harm in letting you sit in your basket in the corner and make those weird little noises you love so much. aww, look, it's almost like he's actually talking- cute.

Ian, it's ok to keep a pet chimp but they ain't actually very nice animals in general. The 'house-trained' ones they use in adverts are controlled in the main by a high degreeee of violent treatment by all accounts. When it comes down to things such as lying, the psycho has a definite advantage over the likes of decent people as he does it all the time. You notice he doesn't want to discuss his stalking activities but chooses to lie about it and pretend he's some macho Robin Hood character avenging wrong-doing. All that crap about he's told the police he'll murder someone is just a sad attempt at scoring some 'street-cred' here. How sad. He likes to think that others are scared of him, but like all bullies and cowards he's really trying to boost his own minimal self-respect and he's desperate to create a persona he wishes was the real him. Anyone here who falls for his rubbish has my deepest sympathy. He claims to hate rape but he's been raping this site ever since he arrived. He's also impervious to any suggestion that he finds distasteful (eg.'please go away and don't come back') . He will stay here spewing his bile and ignorance until such time that Tony bites the bullet and enforces his departure. The wanker knows only too well that Tony won't lower himself to his level and as is the way of the world, bullies and nasty bastards always have the upper hand because being arseholes comes natural to them. The only way to deal with them is in kind. What day IS bin day?

I would close this thread and start again. Just a thought. Tai tutting as she runs for cover!

Good thought!

"The cleverest thing to do when caught out,Ely, is to lie... " NO IT ISN'T "and yes, both it and time factors gave you up nicely! LOL" NO THEY DON'T- I'M NOT THE WRITER, STUPID! George: you're right, pet apes are not natural. They should be set free into the jungle where they can pooh where they like.