Unordered Tales

By sonic_tonic

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Ewe Who "Yoo Hoo" a Good (Hidin') Heidi

By sonic_tonic on Thu, 26 Jan 2006

Lamb (to the slaughter (murders)) this tune at : http://www.somethingstupid.plus.com/trueewewhoo.html On-the-button mutton, off-the-shoulder (of) lamb, Mountain Mouton - the Singing Sheep - bleats 'n' repeats a plaintive plea, unaccompanied, to the tune used as the theme to 1978's television classic "Heidi".
Miscellaneous
Certificate U

Al(leaf)lit(t)eration

By sonic_tonic on Tue, 18 Jan 2005

Lyrics to Alan Parker's "My World" television theme tune.
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Barnacles, Tentacles, Coracles, Oracles

By sonic_tonic on Fri, 16 Dec 2005

If I c'd tell you about the b a r n a c l e s, I don't know if you'd believe it. Bare-knuckles 'n' fisticuffs'd be the stuff o' the toughly disputed, the roughly reputed. To a pewter tutor, each a drunkard with a tankard - no long walk spoiled in the park o' the plank'd cure.
Miscellaneous
Story
Certificate U

Bitter Man's Vitamins

By sonic_tonic on Mon, 13 Oct 2008

30 December 2003 Bitter Man's Vitamins ----------------------- He’s fit as a fiddle He’s fit as a flea He’s 85,000 times fitter than me He knows every muscle Each vein and corpuscle
Other Non-fiction
Poem
Certificate U

From Perky Turkey to Stricken Chicken

By sonic_tonic on Tue, 07 Oct 2008

I've cut my losses but I've not cut loose I burnt my bridges when I cooked my goose It seems there's nothing that I can produce To burden Pardon with my
Autobiography
Certificate U

Leicester Limerick

By sonic_tonic on Sun, 02 Nov 2008

There once was a car-thief from Leicester Who stole, on parole, a Fiesta If you're going to steal Stay AWAKE at the wheel Don't fall prey to impromptu siesta
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Well my name is not important...

By sonic_tonic on Thu, 12 Mar 2009

Well my name is not important And it isn't that you oughtn't Take me Down to town to drown This misery But my coat has many pockets Cluttered up with rubbished dockets Gets me Down
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Kit Cat Kid

By sonic_tonic on Tue, 28 Jul 2009

Nursie says today I am to have an early bath She's drawn it up and filled it full before a blazing hearth I do not care for being clean I do not wish to wash There is no need to primp and preen
Humour
Poem
Certificate U