Kit Cat Kid

Animated at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ox95sBnf4

Nursie says today I am to have an early bath
She's drawn it up and filled it full before a blazing hearth
I do not care for being clean
I do not wish to wash
There is no need to primp and preen
Nor in the water splosh

But Nursie says she can't concur
With what I reasonably aver
She's lunging at me with big jugs
And scrubbing HARD behind my lugs

Her claim's they're full of cabbages - which REALLY ticks me off
I never go near vegetables, they're NOT my sort of scoff
She shrieks that *I*'m a "dashed cross-patch"
Who should "Sit still !" and be "Less shrill !"
and never - NEVER - scratch !