CLEANER?

"Hello there! Fancy having your windows cleaned?"

"Are you out of your mind?"

"No. But I'm out of work - trying to raise a bit of cash."

"Whatever."

"So you'd like 'em cleaned then?"

"No! Get out of it."

"Oh, go on. I'll clean your little ones for, ooh, 20 pence - special offer for you, as I like your face; even though it's frowning at me right now."

"I don't think so."

"It is - you can check in the mirror."

"I was talking about you cleaning my windows."

"Oh yes, carry on."

"What?! Are you thick? I don't want my windows cleaned, so hop it."

"OK, I've got the message, keep your hairnet on. Just thought it might have brightened up the traffic jam."