H can really change things

Some call him 'Hall or nothing' guy,

He often wins at tHug of war.

His job is sHelling coconuts;

Sometimes he does Hit door-to-door.



He's good at making his wife wHine,

Whilst she fixes something to Heat.

They enjoy walking Harm in Harm.

He says her sHaggy breasts are sweet.



He'll only have rum in small sHips,

For he finds big Hones hard to bear.

He really loves sHandy beaches,

And getting doses of fresh Hair.



His wife adores her lovely cHat,

He likes to give his dog a patH,

They jointly have a nice Howl,

And share a warm and friendly batH.





Around 2004