an ode to Id

Let's crack our skulls against the master computer,
(make a mushroom cloud omelette for the hungry,)
uncage all of the sexual predators,
create a God of Domestic Violence,
draw straws to halve our population,
have a Simpson finale Yekaterinburg style,
ban the swastika across Eurasia,
make wolf packs hold elections,
offer a Bachelor's in "Oprah Studies,"
break down the economy into human fractions,
sign Kyoto or make the ostriche our national bird,
bring "Hunger" back to the literary world,
cast Keanu Reeves in a movie with five fake realities,
(all forgotten within 24 hours,)
elect a computer to the Presidency,
(no more blow jobs or nucular accidents,)
have Michael Jackson drawn, quartered, and fed to his victims,
put Kurt Cobain on the cover of The Rolling Stone one more time,
and make me US Poet Laureate.