selling movies

SELLING MOVIES DOESN'T COME TREAT!

So I got myself a beer and something to eat,
And I turn on my satellite TV,
The premier is on tonight, what a treat,
Another fake limp film to destroy me!

We've got over pretty women falling in love,
Over the top car chases so it seems save to race,
Yet another satanic demon spawned from hell,
Thank goodness Harrison Ford is on the case.

But what is destroying me,
Is not the violence or bloodshed,
What is really is irritating me,
Is what goes on in the bed.

Those pretty girls short and sweet,
So slim and perfect and carefree,
Just like packaged chocolate treats,
What if all girls where as pretty as these!

Look now in our high street its another story,
Those poor girls are not cellulite free,
The spend a sack of hard earned money,
Just so they can be half as pretty!

And we the men don't help at all,
For we pine for miss Kidman or Shakira,
We don't want the fat, or lumps or spots,
If we uncover your ugly bits we'll leave ya!

All for the sake of the TV,
All for the fake image of women,
All for the hope of finding something pretty,
Shame pretty seldom comes with a brain,
Someone has said beauty is only skin deep,
But selling movies don't come cheap