Your 2D Pal Xenu And Her Church, Out to Fuck Your Brains, Orally and Anally and the Art of Shitting Your Pants Front, and Back

Imaginetic dianetic, modern make-believe
From fear of being make believe
To never-ending plague
Everybody here will always disappear
Wih the so many lies, in so little time

Master of deception
Another fucking magician,
A science fiction writer
Broke, poor, witty wishful
His 2D, an electric typewriter
Red, she was
Lies, she wrote
Word after word
Scam after scam
Made love, they did
He would like to believe in truth and that love is real
In every way to the extent that it's absurd
Don't believe him

With his 2D, an electric typewriter
A plague was written
Money-munching plague of locusts
A good con-artist is always admired
But do you think con artists in general don't hurt anybody?
Don't believe him
With his paedophilliac tendencies
A man twice convicted of fraud
A master stage hypnotist
A man,
Don't believe him and his 2D

Decades later
People still stupid
Flock thinking, ever ubiquitius
Here is where intolerance and bigotry always begin
Don't believe him

"Hey brother! Wanna come inside and see a movie? It's free, man."
Well, you can do anything but
Don't begin the adventure
Don't treat it as an adventure
Because you may never be the same again
It's your life, so live it
It's your voice, so use it
Please, gentle potential sheep
Don't believe him

"Human problems can be traced to lingering spirits of an extraterrestrial people massacred by their ruler, Xenu, over 75 million years ago"
Don't believe him
"These spirits attach themselves by clusters to individuals in the contemporary world, causing spiritual harm and negatively influencing the lives of their hosts"
Don't believe him

The more they cleanse and purify you,
Lighter, your pockets will become
Stripped of any money you may still have left
Spend your time with us instead

Answers, what use are false answers to you?
Spend your time instead
Spend your time with us
Because we love you
And not your money
Don't begin the adventure
You have a brain, so use it
We love you