JESUS DOLL LYRICS

My Jesus doll is pretty.
My Jesus doll is nice
And when I press upon his back
He speaks out so polite.

He talks about the weather.
He tells me not to fight
And if he was our president
The world would be more right.

(chorus, sampled from "Baby Face)
Jesus doll¦
I've got the cutest little Jesus Doll¦

He looks just like Mel Gibson.
He is so big and tough
And if you don't play nicely
He'll find you and get rough.

I set him on my mantle.
I worship him each night.
My other toys all bow down
To his majesty and might.

(chorus)
Jesus doll¦
I've got the cutest little Jesus Doll¦

I hope I do not break him.
I don't know what I'd do
'cause Barbie's tits are too unreal
And G.I. Joe is through.

Everyone should have one
And you should have one, too,
To pick you up when you are low
And tell you what to do.

(chorus)
Jesus doll¦
I've got the cutest little Jesus Doll, etc.

(Song fades out on chorus, perhaps w. Bible verses underneath)