It's Friday Afternoon

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It's Friday Afternoon

...and some of these did make me titter. It's been a long week:

Council complaints from around the UK
Genuine clips from council complaint letters

● My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it

● He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore

● It's the dogs mess that I find really hard to swallow

● I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off

● I wish to complain that my father has hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage

● And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence

● I wish to complain that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

● My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand

● I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall

● Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesturday and now she is pregnant

● I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen

● 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy

● I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers

● The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared

● Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink

● Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces

● I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me

● The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous

● Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it

● I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you pleased do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

● Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife

● I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction

● This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2

:-) ~PEPS~ You can’t finish a man till he’s finished his Texan Bar

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

I saw these about 2 years ago, Tony. So either you're living in the past or you're lying about your hard week. Saying that - you have been away for a few weeks - it's always tough the first week. I can feel ya, dad. You'll be back to strength next week, promise. I did purchase an item from your website - an amethyst pendant - but when I was taken straight through to paypal I did question the ethical ideology of the company. ;) There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

Thanks Tony for the best giggling fit I've had all week. I love the contortionist father with the hurty ankle...
http://www.freewebs.com/michaeljamestreacy/index.htm '50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy'... Oh yes! It's now Friday night and they're just as good.

 

I've seen these before, but it's always good to see 'em again... people eh?! :-/ ~PEPS~ You can’t finish a man till he’s finished his Texan Bar

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Fnar, the tripping on the path and then pregnant one made me laugh out loud in a library. Span
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