Manky Panky

A Park
A Bench
A Couple
A Stench

His beard stained by Special Brew
A colour with no name
His teeth a witch doctors necklace
Sugar puffs without shame

Then along comes a lady
Much Uglier than him
Chin-caked with chip fat and sick
And heart jam-packed with sin

She winks him a brown smile
Squeezes a dirty tit
Straddles Mr. handsome
And they get on with it

Manky Panky is what they do
And it don’t cost them a penny
Better getting Manky Panky
Than never getting any