Whatever the ****

Whatever the **** (7th May 2008, 11.25pm)

I’ll be good
I’ll make a deal with who I need to
To survive
I’ll offer up my foolish pride
In sacrifice
To the Gods of love
Or the Gods of lust
Or whatever the fuck
They call themselves
These days
Sitting here on my happy shelf
Waiting to be an ingredient
In some exotic new dish
Come shake me out
Like a pepperpot
Like flaked chili
Only the brave
Only the experimental
I am exponential
Do you dare explore my
Latent potential
Enough!
I’ll be good
I won’t bite at first
But if you’re ready and able
It’s a must
Come test my Godliness
Come try out my experience
I made a deal
And now
I feel

Nervous.