Gibberish

By The Dark Interpreter

Any small, random, whimsical stories or thoughts belong here.

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A Jaundice Streak

By The Dark Interpreter on Fri, 27 Jun 2008

My voice was hoarse from screaming obscenities during a relaxing game of golf.
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Certificate 15

The Commitee

By The Dark Interpreter on Thu, 10 Jul 2008

Right. Now settle down everyone. Let's brainstorm. Lisa, you said you had an idea. I did! Okay. What is it?
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Certificate 12

The Race

By The Dark Interpreter on Fri, 11 Jul 2008

How exciting! I’ve never been to a race course before. I’m going to place a bet on the next race. You can’t. Of course I can. Everyone else is.
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Certificate 12

Fractured Spade Nozzle

By The Dark Interpreter on Tue, 15 Jul 2008

Derek LeCha, an intrepid singer-songwriter, becomes addicted to smack-cocaine sticks and solves world conflict.
Certificate 15

The Garden

By The Dark Interpreter on Mon, 28 Jul 2008

Daddy, I love you very much. You’re the best. Thank you sweetie. I dearly wish I could say the same about you. I find you irritating and pointless I’m afraid. Daddy? Yes darling.
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Certificate 15

The Break-up

By The Dark Interpreter on Wed, 30 Jul 2008

How did it go? Um...it went okay. You don't seem convinced. Well, we're definitely no longer a couple. That's a relief. You're best out of that relationship. Did she take it well?
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Certificate 15

The Dog

By The Dark Interpreter on Thu, 31 Jul 2008

Look at that dog. Oh yeah. Kick it and see what it sounds like. Okay. What did it sound like? Like a dog being kicked. That's weird. Kick it again. Okay.
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Certificate 12

Room for Growth

By The Dark Interpreter on Thu, 07 Aug 2008

It was Friday and I was very excited to receive a letter from the agency. I had completed another novel and felt confident that it was good enough for publication.
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Certificate 12