It was Friday and I was very excited to receive a letter from the agency. I had completed another novel and felt confident that it was good enough for publication.
Look at that dog. Oh yeah. Kick it and see what it sounds like. Okay. What did it sound like? Like a dog being kicked. That's weird. Kick it again. Okay.
How did it go? Um...it went okay. You don't seem convinced. Well, we're definitely no longer a couple. That's a relief. You're best out of that relationship. Did she take it well?
Daddy, I love you very much. You’re the best. Thank you sweetie. I dearly wish I could say the same about you. I find you irritating and pointless I’m afraid. Daddy? Yes darling.