The Waist Land 1

(The title is snatched from Vogue magazine)
Uber-Author

The Makeover

Liposuction is the ultimate...
vaccuming fat with slinky tubes.
Elle keeps me up at night
when on my hospital bed with stuff and other stuff,
I think about my husband and my new boy toy.
I'm also dreaming about my hourglass figure
and Emmanuelle II.
Currently, I feel like a real mummy.
O where where is that teddy bear I so dearly loved,
the one I buried in the trash last year?
I'm also wondering about Prince Charles
and the cute animals that he tucks in at night,
letting their feet out to cool.
Beats Diana. Who named her Diana anyway?
Princess Die did die.
Was it a spell-ing error?
Was it a twist of grammatical fate?
The blanket keeps me warm at night.
Oh, the black doctor is really sexy.
I keep on thinking I'm being experimented on.