Sir Stephen 1

Sir Stephen always wanted to be part of the Orwellian Club. He just was never sure enough what the club was all about. One day, he received a message:

"Please come to the Club."

They often referred to themselves as the Club. He walked down the road to the Club. He entered:

"You are now a member of the Orwellian Club." They gave him a cigar and told him to relax. He did relax while smoking the cigar.