Nirvana 5

Claire turned on the television: "Today's Episode is the Vegetables Who Eat People." Vegetables have nothing to eat anymore. Broccoli and Carrot get married and they have 2 kids, Towlie and Wimpie."

Brian Broccoli: Nothing to do, nothing to say, nothing to eat. What's there to beat?

Towlie: I wanna get high. Sick of smoking the newspaper. Wanna get high.

Wimpie: You're offensive.

Cindy Carrot: Now let's have a good dinner. No arguing.

Brian Broccoli; I brought some food from Innisfree.

Everyone: Looks good.

Wimpie: This tastes good. I'm sick of eating poo poo.

Brian Broccoli: There's enough for everyone. No one gets a bigger portion.

Cindy Carrot: Maybe you should give a piece of yourself, Brian.

Brain Broccoli had some green hair. He took a piece and put it on the plate. Wimpie and Towlie gorge on it.

Cindy Carrot: Now, let's pray.

THANK YOU GOD FOR FOOD.