∞. Epilog

Adam (Mr Fool) took the Hellavator all the way down to be with Lilith. Some guys are just gluttons for punishment.

Salvatore has a new identity and works in a restaurant called La Nonna in a tiny town in the South of Spain. The new identity came courtesy of having provided a great deal of information about Senator Buckfast’s extra-governmental activities. Buckfast died on Riker’s Island. I’m sure Lilith gave him a warm welcome to Hades.

Edward is now head of Mr Jordan LLC. He designed a new logo, a pair of wings with ‘Heaven Can’t Wait!” underneath. I think the exclamation point is over the top, but what do I know?

Uriel is well and truly fallen. He’s very happy with The Redhead and La Divina Sofia running a swingers' club on Fire Island.

Azazael now has a chain of bars across the continental United States, all called Four Corners. Clown’s Cocktails are now sold in cans in Walmart and package stores. Azazael is very rich indeed and it would be a brave cop who would harass him now.

J-Rod is still somewhere in Iowa. I‘m sure he’s happy with the AWOL helicopter crew, especially if they brought their parade blues with them.

Lilith has ‘brought real enthusiasm to her new rôle’ as I imagine her annual appraisal would say if anyone ever wrote an annual performance review on The Lady of Darkness, or Satana as she likes to be called. Some of those who arrive at her gates are often confused as they never expected the North Pole to be quite so hot. She finds the temptation too easy and doesn’t go in for it much.

I got a post card from Mr D a while back. It was sent from Pago Pago. ‘Trying a hands-off approach for a century or two,’ was all he wrote, apart from the smiley face.

Me? Who cares about me? I live in Kansas. The Old Man is no trouble. He likes the kids. What? No, I didn’t know either. They both look like Sam Sara. I don’t miss the wings at all.