White Riot

Lard white feet in M&S trainers

That once kicked ass in Forest Hills

The fire in the belly is now indigestion

‘Cos I’ve forgotten to take my pills

I used to be up for anything

It was all skullduggery and sin

Now I'm only up early on Thursdays

To fart as I wheel out the bin

When did the body snatchers come

To hair up the ears and stick on the belly

And replace me with some cranky old twat

A swivel-eyed loon who shouts at the telly

Enough

White Riot – I’m on a diet

White Riot - I’m on a diet.